May 2013
39 posts
a poem about bugs
pizza-butts:
if it can fly
it should die
cashier: ok that will be $237.53
me: do you accept tears
teppelin:
things that are cute
you
you
you
you
and you
all of you
javaddward:
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
lordoftheinternet:
some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
zackisontumblr:
i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
stay-ocean-minded:
tumblr humor is like a whole new species of humor
dai-sy-m:
do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness
me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
smilingemoticon:
blackromney:
full movies on youtube
“Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”
idcbabe:
i feel really ugly like 99% of the time and the 1% of the time when i feel good about myself i change my mind in two minutes
Watchsuxatromance:
troyyy:
this is my favorite video of all time
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
I DID A STUPID THING AND NOW I REGRET THE THING
seifukucat:
here we have a wonderful piece of 13th century art
wow isn’t that just majestic okay let’s take a little closer look at this masterful work
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April 2013
36 posts
